Alone at last...

It's taken us the whole of autumn – and some of the winter – to finally pin down engineer Dean for his first solo shoot. As it happens he wasn't feeling his best when he turned up either: the previous day he had been advised to have his twenty-year-old cat euthanised and he himself was suffering from toothache. Fortunately for his new fanbase, Dean understood just how eagerly awaited his debut solo has been.

Dean had mentioned in passing that he'd signed up to a triathalon without fully thinking of the impact it would have on his spare time, but after a month of swimming, running and cycling he is reaping the rewards and we can see he is losing weight. However we know that there will be conflicting opinions from our readers as to whether or not he should be losing his furry dad bod at all.

Filmed over a whole afternoon we have a very intimate chat with our-ex footballer including some detailed analysis of his much admired flat-ender. As relaxed as he seems this big guy did feel the pressure when it came to firming things up. He did manage it – right at the end – and came suddenly, hard and furiously, soaking the sheets. Thank goodness we just caught it.

 

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