Five years on...

Five-and-a-half years to be precise since we last saw Nathan, and at forty-six he isn’t looking much different from 2013. He’s down south again on business and kipping overnight locally so we thought we'd pick up the pieces once again.

Changing metabolism and the fact that he’s a sales rep means that Nathan drives for hours and hours each day resulting in a slightly thicker waist now, even though he only eats one meal a day and rides his mountain bike twice a week. He admits the extra weight is probably due to the beer habit that he just can't kick, but how else is a man supposed to wind down after a stressful day?

You may remember that Nathan is the bloke who didn't get the knack of self-abuse until he was a grown man resulting in a sexually pent-up daily life but clearly this has all changed now: he seems to have mastered the art and is happy to demonstrate for us.

Nathan still dreams of being in hardcore adult films and it's interesting to hear how his tastes have matured to much more kinky stuff and yet he insists he’s never been unfaithful to his missus. We also learned that Nathan does all the cooking at home. Who would have thought?

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