Live at Last
Five years after our fortuitous meeting with Alastair the mature biker in our London studio, we finally catch up with him at his batchelor flat in Surrey. The north Londoner had made a break from the big smoke following his divorce and this film is actually a mixture of our two visits to film him.
On the first visit we were dismayed to find Mr Fox had gone berserk with his razor on his nether regions and we tried to him help him understand that no hairy man of fifty-eight – no matter how handsome – looks his best with a shaved turkey crotch. Luckily for us, Alastair's long-suffering mistress was on hand for both visits and was quite keen to roll up her sleeves and give her man some good hand and oral pleasure for the benefit of MBFD viewers.
Although quite a private man we managed to get some conversation out of Alastair and he told us more about his life: his passions for biking and football etc, but we still couldn't get him to open up about his former career driving alongside armoured vehicles and protecting dignitaries – and army life? Assuming that he's probably now retired, perhaps we may one day get to hear the whole story...